who's that girl?
I’m supposed to write an autobiography about myself, yet I am terrible at these things. Especially
starting them out. Originally, I’d just jot down a couple of facts about me and keep my limit to a paragraph, but today… I’ve decided to waste my time making a
real autobiography.
Let us start with my name: Emme. Since EVERYONE calls me Emme, I give you the privilege to do so, too. Hrmm, aren’t you just lucky? I was born on Valentine’s Day of ’95 and graduate the year of ’13. Wondering how old I am? Well, do the math. It
ain’t too hard. I’m an only child, with 16 cousins on my mother’s side of the family, and 27 on my dad’s. Add those 2 digits together and what do you get? I don’t know, you tell me. My parents are truly something. They are so great ^^. I love my friends and family dearly, and if anything happened to them, I don’t know what I would do. So…I’ve talked about family, and myself… What next? Oh, that’s right, friends. Friends... What will you ever do without them? My friends are the best kind; supportive, hilarious, obnoxious, won’t ever shut up. Yepp,
that kind. I’m so glad God has blessed me with the
people in my life =].
In my town, there is literally nothing to do. I mean sure, we have the Missouri river, but still… It’s not as fun as you would think. So in my spare time.. I play sports. I play for the city’s U16(?) soccer team, and I’m a swimmer on the town’s swim team. For school sports, I play volleyball (middle front), and I throw discus and shot put for the track team. I sometimes run, but that’s just like, 200’s and such, ha. Yeah I know, lotsa sports, but I like it. I used to be on the summer softball team, but I’m “too old” for that now. Pshh, too old, my butt. If us “older girls” want to be on a softball team and actually play, We have to travel an hour away 3 days a week for practice.. PAH-thetic.
Okie dai, onto other
”important” things: I’m like, in love with the
TWILIGHT series. Yeah, I guess you could say I’m a bit obsessed, but that doesn’t mean I’m
crazed-obsessed. I have to and NEED to wear flat-bottomed shoes or else I will trip and fall and probably end up breaking something or hurting another human being or anything in that matter. (Wow, that was a very long sentence o.O). One time at a band concert, I wore high heels and my heel got stuck in the crack of the bleachers. Chyeah, it was horrible. I was stuck like, really bad and I pulled it out
violently. The next day I had bruises on my shins from hitting the other bleacher. I don’t think ANY of that made sense, but what do I know?
I very much want a singing voice that is awesome and great and doesn’t sound like the one I have now. I mean seriously, the one thing I love to do (singing), yet… I SUCK at it. Why? WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?
So I think I’m going to bring up the dead subject of
soccer once again. Ermhmm... Yes, soccer is my favorite sport. I’ve been playing it since I was about 7 or 8, and my dad’s been my team’s soccer coach since then. I play either defender or mid-fielder, and I
enjoy it. One time, they tried me as the goalie.. Ha, that was very humiliating, yet hysterically funny. To make a summary of what I’m saying in this little soccer section: Banchies pwn xD.
So I guess I should wrap this up, since I have nothing else to say about my EXCITING LIFE(!! Yays!) *sarcasm* . Have any questions? Go ahead and e-mail me at this spot,
emme_bee@hotmail.com. If you’re going to ask me if I have any animals (which I do, 3 dogs and a cat), or my favorite color, blah, blah, blah, etc., etc., etc…. I’ll be glad to answer. If it’s something like, “Are you single?” “Can we meet?” “What’s your cup size?” or anything related to those questions, then no. Sorry... It’s just
a little VERY creepy. Yes, I have been asked those questions before, and let me tell you, it's not a very mature introduction of yourself, and I garuntee you won't get a very friendly "answer" back. So, leave those questions be and out of my mailbox, please?
